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Today's major vexation: The fucking (adjective, not verb) heat.

Today's heat is the kind where your skin melts and you walk around as a puddle of fury, the best kind. Clearly.

Not this kind:

Or this kind:


Or even this kind for that matter:


I'm starting to wonder why my blog isn't entirely based on this magazine. "We've done it! We've had sex!" "OH MY GOD, IT'S (wait for it)... GLYN!" "Sheep watched me lose my virginity!"
Glyn doesn't even have his belt on the correct way, how embarrassing.


Back to my main point though, the intense rise of temperature has maintained existence. Melting both the walls and my patience, it has now driven me insane. I feel like I am covered in a lacquer made from bees' wax and dripping rapist sweat. My skin has fused to the chair on which I sit. Pics or it didn't happen you say? Well fine:


I also look EXACTLY like this right now:

Thats hot.

Basically I feel like glue which has been fashioned out of molten lava. Not good times. As a side note, I don't recommend any glue which looks anything remotely like this:


That's my rant for today, just thought you should know about my white-hot fury brought about by this LOVELY weather.

(just for the record that was sarcasm.)

Have a lovely day all, I hope you live in antarctica.

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As a celebration of roping in a second (WOWEEE!!!) official follower, I have decided to embed some fab youtube videos for your viewing pleasure.


First up depicts probably the best exercise machine ever. I have a feeling its actually an inside joke between the people who made it. Maybe one of them bet the other to see how many people would actually buy it. I want to buy it out of hilarity.


Secondly, a video of me. clearly.



Thirdly, a clip from the movie which is the best movie ever. The director, Tommy Wiseau is ridiculously unintentionally hilarious, in fact, heres a clip of both the movie and then one of Tommy. I advise every single person on the earth to watch "The Room". Hilarity will ensue.

Movie:


Director:


Finally! My favourite:



GO TO VA-ROOM OOBIE DOLT CALM. DISCOVER YOURSELF.

have a lovely day guys and girls.

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Its been a while, so heres some facebook game reviews, because everyone loves facebook games.

1.Happy Aquarium

pretty good, but takes a lot of time



2. My Zoo

pretty good, but you dont really do much other than clicking a lot of 'upgrade' buttons, but very addictive.



3. Cafe World

a fair bit of fun, but you can only really play it for a minute or two a day unless you're a decorating spazzoid. You make meals to unlock more meals to make more meals and get a nicer cafe, all about the new meals and stoves and things I guess.




4. Happy Island

Probably my favourite of the four, buying and upgrading new buildings and shops is plenty of fun, and I love my new volcano island.



So basically, facebook games are lame timewasters, but also mildly fun. Therefore you should play every single one of them all day everyday until you die from internet addiction. Good.

Good day.