sette

I'm starting to feel amoral and mentally in space.



My thoughts of the last 5 minutes in lyricismism form:

I've had the best times of my life,
over that gate,
and by that pool,
and on those hard slats of wood.
Your dog licked my fingers,
and your friends liked my words.
I'll come back,
again and again and again.
just for good measure.
I'll eat your ice, be witless and witty.
Play your game, be there and give your pity.

Anyways, so I was playing Sims 3 today and it hooked me much quicker than I expected. I was all 'hmm this hair might be okay' and then before I knew it time had left me behind. Three hours later, my face was half a centimetre away from the screen and I was screaming at 'Avey' to get out of the damn-hell-ass shower and go to work. It's the first game in a while which has weasled its way into my thoughts so frequently outside of "allocated playing hours" (any time when I can't handcuff myself to the computer). I'm starting to wonder where my sister's green diamond above her head is. In fact, I'm starting to wonder which is the game, "real life" or Sims 3.



UNGA UNGA KAKA LAKA BOOSA

Basically, the sims is like living real life but not at all. My score is 7/9.


My final word for the day, is that sleeping bags are more fun than you can imagine, and you should sleep in them in your bed sometimes just for comfort's sake.

Froooommm the banshee beat. (so mysterious).
p.s. have a fine and dandy night or day.

Hexagon

Today's major vexation: The fucking (adjective, not verb) heat.

Today's heat is the kind where your skin melts and you walk around as a puddle of fury, the best kind. Clearly.

Not this kind:

Or this kind:


Or even this kind for that matter:


I'm starting to wonder why my blog isn't entirely based on this magazine. "We've done it! We've had sex!" "OH MY GOD, IT'S (wait for it)... GLYN!" "Sheep watched me lose my virginity!"
Glyn doesn't even have his belt on the correct way, how embarrassing.


Back to my main point though, the intense rise of temperature has maintained existence. Melting both the walls and my patience, it has now driven me insane. I feel like I am covered in a lacquer made from bees' wax and dripping rapist sweat. My skin has fused to the chair on which I sit. Pics or it didn't happen you say? Well fine:


I also look EXACTLY like this right now:

Thats hot.

Basically I feel like glue which has been fashioned out of molten lava. Not good times. As a side note, I don't recommend any glue which looks anything remotely like this:


That's my rant for today, just thought you should know about my white-hot fury brought about by this LOVELY weather.

(just for the record that was sarcasm.)

Have a lovely day all, I hope you live in antarctica.

00110101

As a celebration of roping in a second (WOWEEE!!!) official follower, I have decided to embed some fab youtube videos for your viewing pleasure.


First up depicts probably the best exercise machine ever. I have a feeling its actually an inside joke between the people who made it. Maybe one of them bet the other to see how many people would actually buy it. I want to buy it out of hilarity.


Secondly, a video of me. clearly.



Thirdly, a clip from the movie which is the best movie ever. The director, Tommy Wiseau is ridiculously unintentionally hilarious, in fact, heres a clip of both the movie and then one of Tommy. I advise every single person on the earth to watch "The Room". Hilarity will ensue.

Movie:


Director:


Finally! My favourite:



GO TO VA-ROOM OOBIE DOLT CALM. DISCOVER YOURSELF.

have a lovely day guys and girls.

४

Its been a while, so heres some facebook game reviews, because everyone loves facebook games.

1.Happy Aquarium

pretty good, but takes a lot of time



2. My Zoo

pretty good, but you dont really do much other than clicking a lot of 'upgrade' buttons, but very addictive.



3. Cafe World

a fair bit of fun, but you can only really play it for a minute or two a day unless you're a decorating spazzoid. You make meals to unlock more meals to make more meals and get a nicer cafe, all about the new meals and stoves and things I guess.




4. Happy Island

Probably my favourite of the four, buying and upgrading new buildings and shops is plenty of fun, and I love my new volcano island.



So basically, facebook games are lame timewasters, but also mildly fun. Therefore you should play every single one of them all day everyday until you die from internet addiction. Good.

Good day.

Tricycles

In the past week I have made both an extremely expensive and an extremely inexpensive purchase in relation to games. Namely, Guitar Hero 5 and Budokai 3. Firstly, whilst Guitar Hero 5 is a mightily enjoyable game, providing hours upon hours of -marketing spiel here- it is still abnormally overpriced. The game itself is already overpriced at $114, but then apparently a piece of shit chunk of plastic now costs $100 to buy. Fuck you Activision. Activision, publisher of Guitar Hero and Modern Warfare 2, have gone off the rails. With the introduction of DJ Hero, Activision have decided to attempt to cash out with another pisspoor plastic device. The CEO appears to be spearheading this money grubbing scheme: What a schmuck.

Statements such as the following just go to show what a charming chap he really is: “… You know if it was left to me, I would raise the prices even further,” and "The goal that I had in bringing a lot of the packaged goods folks into Activision about 10 years ago was to take all the fun out of making video games." aaand "I think we definitely have been able to instill the culture, the skepticism and pessimism and fear that you should have in an economy like we are in today. And so, while generally people talk about the recession, we are pretty good at keeping people focused on the deep depression." What a character.

Enough hatred and fury for now, onto my second purchase. For $16 this is probably the best purchase I could ever make. ever. It's the second time I've bought the game seeming as my old copy started to freeze and do all sorts of weird things, and I am addicted once more. To be fair, I am a dragon ball fanboy, but this game is so exciting and expansive that I would recommend it to most gamers. The colourful visuals, quick paced fights, and enormous variety of characters and game modes make Budokai 3 an easy purchase even 5 years after its release. It is definitely at least 12 times better than its subsequent releases also.

The moral of the story is that dragonball z is awesome, and bobby kotick is a cunt.

Numero Deuceo

Sure, deuceo isn't really a word, but I don't really mind.

So welcome to the second blog post which will change your lives. I tried to write this last night but it was all 404town so that was obviously a hindrance.

Anyways, back to my important life which everyone should obviously care about deeply. I DID end up playing sonic 2 for about 5 hours the day after my last post which I'm quite happy with. I'm determined to finish the entire game in one go before I go to Nelson to see my girlfriend in 2 weeks. I don't care if I don't sleep at all until then because it would be worth it. The soundtrack makes me so happy too, everything about this game is amazing. Here is a taste of the music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vaBxXCH9b8

This makes me laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfLEOMo3hl8 and if it doesn't amuse you in the slightest I guess we have different senses (sensii?) of humour. (Of which, I am the clear valedictorian of all humour). I am quite the fan of ricky gervais; his podcasts, standup shows, tv shows, movies, and interviews are all well hilarious. Forrrr example, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_EXqdJ4L7I

Onto a vastly different topic, I've decided to become fit again so I've started swimming once a day. Well that was my plan anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm swimming regularly, about once every 2 or 3 days, but I really want to be doing it everyday. 'Just do it' you say? You seem to forget the strong grip the internet has on me. It has gotten worse as well, instead of watching episodes of dragonball I am now trawling /b/ and /wg/. I've pretty much concluded that my real life is now over, and I will live a virtual life until the series of tubes is burnt down in the great internet fire of 2012.

Therefore,
time to go get another gigs worth of wallpapers.
Thats all folks

p.s. hi girlfriend

p.s.2 Sorry about no hyperlinks, it wasn't working so I'll just edit it later

Numero Uno

Okay, so basically I'm starting this because I want, and need, to write, and this is the best way to get better at it I do believe.

I suppose my enormous fanbase, (thats you), would want to know a little about me. Basically, I just turned 19 and I stay home a lot. I like to go for bike rides with a close friend because I like the cold wind on my face. I'm addicted to the internet, and therefore play games like mybrute and max dirt bike just for something to do. I have a playstation 3 and am quite proud of it even though I don't use it much. I don't have a job right now, thought not because of lack of willpower. I don't know what I want to do with my life, and I don't fully know who I am either.

Now that we've got the pseudo intellectual, and hopefully interesting, part out of the way, (though thats not to say there won't be more delightfully exciting and vivid readings to come) we can journey onwards to my 'Infrequent Thoughts.' (See what I did there).

I infrequently think about how much I want to play Sonic 2, but I often let it fall by the wayside as doing absolutely nothing on the internet usually takes precedence. Today is one such day. I am desperately wanting to play it again though, so I'll let you know tomorrow or the next day if I end up being motivated enough to get onto it. I hope to one day write a review which fully expresses my love and nostalgia for Sonic 2. If you're unfamiliar with what I'm talking about, this here link should lead you in the right direction: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_2_(16-bit) or if you're a more visual person: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMDQtpw-_CY (sorry for the bad quality but I'm too lazy to find anything better).

Well I could ramble on and on about sweet nothings but I thought I'd give you just a taste and leave you begging for more.
Until next time dear readers!