Turn it up to 7-Eleven

Maybe I can do this more regularly. I'm sure thats a thing I can totally do.

Okay so today at work I was nominated 'The King of Singing at Work'. This is a highly acclaimed title one hopes to achieve across any and every walk of life. My talents mostly lie in top 40 hits such as 'e.t.' by Katy Perry, 'Who Says' by Selena Gomez, and other talented and thought provoking singer songwriters... WHO SAYS IM NOT PERFECT. I'm beautiful okay.

Cos baby, I was born this way.

My real specialty though is 'Like I Love You' by Justin Timberlake. The classic. Imagine a pitch perfect choir ascending and cascading with the song hitting every note and drowning themselves in the falsettos. My voice is nothing like that. It is more like an angry dolphin squeaking. Or maybe like a whale singing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0fa_QCu2K0&feature=relmfu
Shut up whales.

This is a real thing my real girlfriend said.

Where was I? Oh ya, singing. Its something I do at work to annoy my buddies and for my own personal entertainment. Sometimes I dance too, I also dance like a whale.

Cos baby, I was born Physeteroidea

I'm an all dancing, all singing machine. The Eighth Wonder of The Subway World In New Zealand For Singing And Dancing And Making Sandwiches. Another title I hold dear. Self nominated.

Singing is the lowest form of communication.

I might go watch some simpsons now. Might maybe should probably could.
See you soon maybe?